you better accept me..

I have won seven Nobel Peace Prizes. Been knowen to sing wild Jaguars to sleep. Frequently I backstroke across the Pacific Ocean. I pee the cure to cancer. Can do 500 chin-ups in 13.56 minutes. People have seen me wrestle wild grizzly bears and fall trees with a stare. Whenever I am bored I hand craft sea vessles. My tricepts make old men cry. I have ate lunch in Argentina and Greece in one day. Women wash their clothes on my abs. Sometimes I chew food with my eye lids. I speak French in Russia. One time I had a akward moment just to see how it felt. Also I have saved children numerous times from burining buildings. However when the Pope was giving me a rub down he asked "have you ever been to college?" It then occured to me I have never been to college. So please for the Pope's sake accept me into college.